Who are you: Theodore Joseph Lavoie Alias: Ted, Fred, Ned, TJ, or Theo. I like Ted! Years on Earth: 20 Years shreddin the Gnar:   Half my life Whats your forte?   Passing gas Why do you deserve to be on the Loon Pro Team?   Because I beat Ken (Norton) in an eating contest. Who pays your bills?   Rome, Volcom, Eastern Boarder, Knowledge Inc, & Loon Who makes snowboarding fun for you?   Joey (my little brother), Jaybone, Chris Carr, Big Mike, R Steph, & the whole Plymouth Crew! Tell me a wicked sweet story...and be polite about it:   One time Kenny put a huge steamer in the top of my toilet and it smelled pretty bad for a while. I would have used a Big Mike story, but there are too many to choose from. What is your favorite fashion accessory?   Banana Hammock Anything else the general public should know about you?   I don't really have anything that cool to say.. Any last words?   Live for today